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Three Limericks

August 23, 2022 Sarah Hinlicky Wilson

There once was a lemon so yellow
Whose public demeanor was mellow,
But scratch through his rind
And soon you would find
A puckeringly pithy fellow.


Those wild painted eyes of kabuki
Serve to warn of the icky and ooky.
To warn of, not warn off,
Is a moral rip-off,
And is just as perverse, if not kooky.


To my wife in the darkness I said,
“I’m awake and the day lies ahead!”
She showed me the clock:
Three a.m.! What a shock.
So I peed and I went back to bed.

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